Funniest Soccer Player Names

I've been looking into some of the funniest names of some soccer players...here's the hilarious list:
-Wolfgang Wolf
-Segar Bastard
-Dean Windass
-Stefan Kuntz
-Danny Shittu
-Argelico Fucks
-Creedence Clearwater Couto - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "R" IN CCR(Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Feel free to post any you can find/know of!